Whenever life gets you down, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough...
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
thanks to Will Shetterly