Saturday, March 17, 2007

Obscure facts about your humble narrator.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Honky-Tonk Dragon!

  1. The air around Honky-Tonk Dragon is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  2. Honky-Tonk Dragonomancy is the art of telling the future with Honky-Tonk Dragon.
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Honky-Tonk Dragon is near.
  4. Honky-Tonk Dragon can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Honky-Tonk Dragon.
  6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Honky-Tonk Dragon!
  7. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Honky-Tonk Dragon.
  8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Honky-Tonk Dragon to reach the earth's core.
  9. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Honky-Tonk Dragon are all berries.
  10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Honky-Tonk Dragon.
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Straight from Surrealist Encyclopedic Archives of Tlon, we bring you these top ten things you didn't know about Honky-Tonk Dragon.

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